Not too long ago Adri was turning everything into a car. Toilet paper rolls, lotion bottles, toys, whatever. She would crawl around pushing it along and making driving noises. Now that she’s not crawling much anymore and is walking everywhere she’s decided that everything is a phone – whether it’s really a phone or not. Usually it’s one of her toys but yesterday she spent five minutes pacing around the living room in circles holding a diaper to her ear like the Verizon guy and having a very detailed conversation with someone. Based on my still developing knowledge in baby talk I couldn’t decipher whether she was ordering us some pizza for lunch or discussing her thoughts on existentialism.